This is my favorite comic. It is a classic example to show the world how unrefined Midge is. ...or any dog, for that matter. Don't worry about Midge. As a sophisticated guinea pig intellectual and a, therefore, more eloquent creature, I have been teaching Midge my ways. I hope to make her refined and dainty in a matter of years. So far....it's been like training a monkey....
Today was a good day. I ran for several hours on my wheel but, oddly, I never got anywhere.... Melissa sliced some cucumbers for me. Yes! Feel the servitude, woman!! Then she yelled at my idiotic canine roomie for dragging her butt on the braided rug in front of the fridge. Haha!
Greetings, world. I am Jihn the guinea pig and I am supreme ruler of my domain! *evil laugh* I bask in my supremecy over my idiot canine roomie, Midge >:D And I am here to tell the world that I am the REAL star behind the Midge comics. So go ahead and bask in my glory. Go ahead. Bask in it. I do.
Hello, world! My name is Midge, and I just took over Melissa's computer! I'm proud to be a mutt! I'm also the star of my own webcomic - MIDGE!! - a comic dedicated to telling life the way it is from the dog's perspective!
And I love rolling on dirty socks! Yay, dirty socks!