My Wise Guy Ways

I amazed even myself with this one *evil grin*

Now Midge is permenantly afraid of guys in pinstripe suits MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*cough* *clears throat*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Comic Stylings of Jihn Cavie....

I should use this material at an open-mic.-night!

Classic comedy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*wipes tear out of eye with paw*
Too funny, man! Too funny! heehee

Basking in Midge's Silliness >:)

And loving every minute of it....heehee

Come on. We all know Midge is a dummy. But how often does she do something THIS satisfyingly stupid?!! I had to take time to appreciate it!
I almost dragged a lawn chair and some popcorn over......
Hmmm....maybe I could sell tickets?
'Come one! Come all! See the dumb dog stuck in cement in her owner's driveway! Fun for all ages!!! Only ten dollars a ticket!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMGP! This is Squeak Out Loud Hilarious!!

HA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably*

*pounds paw on floor in hysterics*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA