I Reign Supreme Again....

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I WON!!
Score again for the supremecy of guinea pigs over drooling dogs!
*victory dance*

I give this performance five stars....

Pretty good. Not too shabby.

And, in case you're wondering, she was singing Adam Young's 'Fireflies'.....

Oh well, no 'American Idol' for Midge.

Too bad.

If she landed a recording contract, she'd be out of the house most of the time and it would

be like being an only pet again. *sigh*

Hair Club for Guinea Pigs

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'M BALD!!!! *screams classic horror movie scream*

.......why do I hear the Three Stooges theme in the background?.....

*ponders*

The Fuzz Brain Strikes Again

Good going, dummy.....*annoyed grunt*



The only plus side was that my arse was right under her nose.
....then again, she probably liked it.....
*shivers* Ew......

The Fuzz Brain Strikes Again

Good going, dummy.....*annoyed grunt*

The only plus side was that my arse was right under her nose.
....then again, she probably liked it.....
*shivers* Ew.....

Jihn's Day Out....

Why should dog's have all the fun?

HAHA! I scared off a sissy dog! BOO-to-the-YAAAH!

Oh yeah - NEW COMICS have premiere @ the Official Midge website!
So go check 'em out. I'm even in a few.
Which is ALWAYS worth reading.

And don't forget - more NEW COMICS premiere October 24!

This is Jihn, signing off. Goodnite everybody.
*SQUEAK*

My Wise Guy Ways

I amazed even myself with this one *evil grin*

Now Midge is permenantly afraid of guys in pinstripe suits MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*cough* *clears throat*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Comic Stylings of Jihn Cavie....

I should use this material at an open-mic.-night!

Classic comedy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*wipes tear out of eye with paw*
Too funny, man! Too funny! heehee

Basking in Midge's Silliness >:)

And loving every minute of it....heehee

Come on. We all know Midge is a dummy. But how often does she do something THIS satisfyingly stupid?!! I had to take time to appreciate it!
I almost dragged a lawn chair and some popcorn over......
Hmmm....maybe I could sell tickets?
'Come one! Come all! See the dumb dog stuck in cement in her owner's driveway! Fun for all ages!!! Only ten dollars a ticket!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMGP! This is Squeak Out Loud Hilarious!!

HA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably*

*pounds paw on floor in hysterics*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Midge Saves Us from the Crazy Neighbors....

I don't usually say this, but.......THANK YOU, MIDGE!!

If it wasn't for Midge's quick thinking in the matter of sabotage and her talent for chewing shoes,
we would be being petsat by the crazy Morsmans next door!
*takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sorry, but those people are LOONY.

Anyway, there are NEW COMICS at OfficialMidge.com but I'm only in one *annoyed grunt*
Oh, well. Check 'em out anyway.

Sunny also made a new video. But I'm not in it, so I don't care.

I'm in the Anipal Times Newspaper - IN COLOR!!!

New Midge comic in the Anipal Times! and I'm in it - IN COLOR!!
How pawsome is that?

Just a reminder - more new comics will be premiering August 15 and August 29!

The Continued Antics of Jail-Bird Midge...

And we place two seconds on the clock.....and.....GO!!

TIME!
There you have it. Destruction of epic proportions created in record-breaking time.
This is why I'm allowed to roam the house all the time and Midge is not......
Just another example of why guinea pigs make MUCH better pets than dogs.
Did you hear that Midge? Yeah, that's right. I totally went there! >:)

Oh, yeah! AND -
NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!! Check 'em out cuz I'm in few of 'em, and that's what counts. *nods heads*

I'm A Star! A Great Big Shining Star!!

At last the recognition I deserve!

Last night at the Anipal Academy Awards, a star on the Anipal Walk of Fame was unveiled for the supposed star of the Midge comics, Midge herself. Later a star was unveiled for the real star of those comics - ME!
That's right peeps! This guinea pig is a Walk of Famer! And I want to thank all my fans and my idiot canine roomie for making this award possible! *takes a long, elaborate bow*

Why I'm the brains of EVERY operation....

This is why I'm always the brains of whatever we do.....

I mean, seriously.....how did she think chewing a file would get her out of the kennel?
*sigh* Sometimes, being the only one with any sense is burdensome.

In which my idiot canine roomie does it again.....

Yeah, Midge. That rug is purple.

Hmmm....brainstorming here.....
I could wreak some serious havoc by convincing that nincompoop that ALL the
rugs are brown so she'll get in trouble for pooping on them!
How genius am I!
*head tilted back* *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*AHEM* But first, a fresh cucumber slice.....

I Told Her So, the Dumb Dog....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Midge, the Big Mouth

That dog is shameless....

To avoid a bath, she implicates ME as a filthy animal!
How can I walk and sleep in my own poop when that moronic mutt is always eating it?!
I rest my case.
.......and I hate baths..... >:(

I Am an Easter Hero! *puffs out chest triumphantly*

A new comic for Easter in which I save the day!

You see that?! *proud triumphant smile* See?! See?!
There you have it. I saved Easter.
Now where's my medal? *glances around*

Midge Strikes Again....

A Not So Well Though Out Plan.....

That's me....the town crier.
Maybe if she'd bribed me with carrot bits I would've kept my mouth shut....
But probably not....heehee