In which my idiot canine roomie does it again.....

Yeah, Midge. That rug is purple.

Hmmm....brainstorming here.....
I could wreak some serious havoc by convincing that nincompoop that ALL the
rugs are brown so she'll get in trouble for pooping on them!
How genius am I!
*head tilted back* *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*AHEM* But first, a fresh cucumber slice.....

Midge, the Big Mouth

That dog is shameless....

To avoid a bath, she implicates ME as a filthy animal!
How can I walk and sleep in my own poop when that moronic mutt is always eating it?!
I rest my case.
.......and I hate baths..... >:(