Sunday, September 20, 2009

Oh, the ingratitude!

My canine companion expresses her reproach of my treatment.
That's gratitude for you.
Last time I assist her with MY psychiatric skill.

In which I treat my companion's trauma...

Exibit A of my genius:
My psychiatric treatment for a serious case of trauma.
The treatment is a bit unorthodox, I admit, but highly effective.
Sometimes...or all the time...I even amaze myself

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Evidence of my canine roomie's barbaric nature...

This is my favorite comic.
It is a classic example to show the world how unrefined Midge is.
...or any dog, for that matter.
Don't worry about Midge.
As a sophisticated guinea pig intellectual and a, therefore, more eloquent creature,
I have been teaching Midge my ways.
I hope to make her refined and dainty in a matter of years.
So's been like training a monkey....

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Today was a good day. I ran for several hours on my wheel but, oddly, I never got anywhere.... Melissa sliced some cucumbers for me. Yes! Feel the servitude, woman!! Then she yelled at my idiotic canine roomie for dragging her butt on the braided rug in front of the fridge. Haha!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The First Blog of Guinea Pig Superiority

At last I have my own blog to advertise my ultimate superiority!....

....and discuss how much I love cucumbers.....