Sunday, July 25, 2010

The Continued Antics of Jail-Bird Midge...

And we place two seconds on the clock.....and.....GO!!

There you have it. Destruction of epic proportions created in record-breaking time.
This is why I'm allowed to roam the house all the time and Midge is not......
Just another example of why guinea pigs make MUCH better pets than dogs.
Did you hear that Midge? Yeah, that's right. I totally went there! >:)

Oh, yeah! AND -
NEW COMICS @!! Check 'em out cuz I'm in few of 'em, and that's what counts. *nods heads*

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I'm A Star! A Great Big Shining Star!!

At last the recognition I deserve!

Last night at the Anipal Academy Awards, a star on the Anipal Walk of Fame was unveiled for the supposed star of the Midge comics, Midge herself. Later a star was unveiled for the real star of those comics - ME!
That's right peeps! This guinea pig is a Walk of Famer! And I want to thank all my fans and my idiot canine roomie for making this award possible! *takes a long, elaborate bow*

Why I'm the brains of EVERY operation....

This is why I'm always the brains of whatever we do.....

I mean, did she think chewing a file would get her out of the kennel?
*sigh* Sometimes, being the only one with any sense is burdensome.

Monday, July 12, 2010

In which my idiot canine roomie does it again.....

Yeah, Midge. That rug is purple.

Hmmm....brainstorming here.....
I could wreak some serious havoc by convincing that nincompoop that ALL the
rugs are brown so she'll get in trouble for pooping on them!
How genius am I!
*head tilted back* *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*AHEM* But first, a fresh cucumber slice.....

Sunday, July 11, 2010

New Comics...and I'm only in one of them....

NEW COMICS have premiered @!!

See what my annoying mutt roommate is up to this time.
More importantly, see what I'm up to.
Even though I'm only in ONE comic....... *irritated grunt*

I'm supposed to let you know that more NEW COMICS will premiere on July 25 and August 15.
Hopefully, I'll be in more than one of those.
*indignified snort*