NEWS FLASH -

Daredevil Guinea Pig's Daring Stunt is a Success!!

BOO-YAH!!! WOOH! WOOH!
Take that canned vegetables!
Take that GRAVITY!! >:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Unfortunately, my sandwich bag parachute was not fully operational during my stunt.....
Somebody get me a bandaid....... o.O

In Which We Come to an Agreement

Here I show off my great skills as a mediator.

First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*

Survival Lessons 101

Chapter 1: How Nature Says 'Do Not Eat This'

Frogs drink water ALL day so that if something tries to eat it, it pees in that something's mouth
and is immediately spit out.
So I roll in my own poo. It's the same concept really.
And having said that, I must ask, How do I taste now kitty cat? Mwahahahahahahaha!! >:D

The Not-So-Comedic Antics of Cats

The feline-style of comedy needs to evolve a bit more.

HAHA! *rolls eyes* So funny! And how original!
You know, community centers sometimes have classes for stand-up comedy.
This idiot cat should find one and enroll....he could use the lessons in REAL humor.
HMMMPH!! *storms off*