In Which We Come to an Agreement

Here I show off my great skills as a mediator.

First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*

The Not-So-Comedic Antics of Cats

The feline-style of comedy needs to evolve a bit more.

HAHA! *rolls eyes* So funny! And how original!
You know, community centers sometimes have classes for stand-up comedy.
This idiot cat should find one and enroll....he could use the lessons in REAL humor.
HMMMPH!! *storms off*