I Am an Easter Hero! *puffs out chest triumphantly*

A new comic for Easter in which I save the day!

You see that?! *proud triumphant smile* See?! See?!
There you have it. I saved Easter.
Now where's my medal? *glances around*

Jihn-less Comic Premiere

NEW COMICS at the Official Midge website!!

Of course, absolutely none of them showcase me.....
.....but if you'd like to read them anyway, just visit the site

More new comics premiere April 18.........and I better be in them.....

Midge Strikes Again....

A Not So Well Though Out Plan.....

That's me....the town crier.
Maybe if she'd bribed me with carrot bits I would've kept my mouth shut....
But probably not....heehee

NEWS FLASH -

Daredevil Guinea Pig's Daring Stunt is a Success!!

BOO-YAH!!! WOOH! WOOH!
Take that canned vegetables!
Take that GRAVITY!! >:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Unfortunately, my sandwich bag parachute was not fully operational during my stunt.....
Somebody get me a bandaid....... o.O

Citizen of the Planet Cavie

I am a citizen of the planet cavie.

The planet cavie - live it, love it and bring me some cucumber....

In Which We Come to an Agreement

Here I show off my great skills as a mediator.

First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*

Survival Lessons 101

Chapter 1: How Nature Says 'Do Not Eat This'

Frogs drink water ALL day so that if something tries to eat it, it pees in that something's mouth
and is immediately spit out.
So I roll in my own poo. It's the same concept really.
And having said that, I must ask, How do I taste now kitty cat? Mwahahahahahahaha!! >:D