I give this performance five stars....

Pretty good. Not too shabby.

And, in case you're wondering, she was singing Adam Young's 'Fireflies'.....

Oh well, no 'American Idol' for Midge.

Too bad.

If she landed a recording contract, she'd be out of the house most of the time and it would

be like being an only pet again. *sigh*

Hair Club for Guinea Pigs

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I'M BALD!!!! *screams classic horror movie scream*

.......why do I hear the Three Stooges theme in the background?.....

*ponders*

The Fuzz Brain Strikes Again

Good going, dummy.....*annoyed grunt*



The only plus side was that my arse was right under her nose.
....then again, she probably liked it.....
*shivers* Ew......

The Fuzz Brain Strikes Again

Good going, dummy.....*annoyed grunt*

The only plus side was that my arse was right under her nose.
....then again, she probably liked it.....
*shivers* Ew.....

Jihn's Day Out....

Why should dog's have all the fun?

HAHA! I scared off a sissy dog! BOO-to-the-YAAAH!

Oh yeah - NEW COMICS have premiere @ the Official Midge website!
So go check 'em out. I'm even in a few.
Which is ALWAYS worth reading.

And don't forget - more NEW COMICS premiere October 24!

This is Jihn, signing off. Goodnite everybody.
*SQUEAK*

My Wise Guy Ways

I amazed even myself with this one *evil grin*

Now Midge is permenantly afraid of guys in pinstripe suits MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*cough* *clears throat*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Comic Stylings of Jihn Cavie....

I should use this material at an open-mic.-night!

Classic comedy!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*wipes tear out of eye with paw*
Too funny, man! Too funny! heehee

Basking in Midge's Silliness >:)

And loving every minute of it....heehee

Come on. We all know Midge is a dummy. But how often does she do something THIS satisfyingly stupid?!! I had to take time to appreciate it!
I almost dragged a lawn chair and some popcorn over......
Hmmm....maybe I could sell tickets?
'Come one! Come all! See the dumb dog stuck in cement in her owner's driveway! Fun for all ages!!! Only ten dollars a ticket!'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMGP! This is Squeak Out Loud Hilarious!!

HA! HAHA! HA! HAHAHA!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably*

*pounds paw on floor in hysterics*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Midge Saves Us from the Crazy Neighbors....

I don't usually say this, but.......THANK YOU, MIDGE!!

If it wasn't for Midge's quick thinking in the matter of sabotage and her talent for chewing shoes,
we would be being petsat by the crazy Morsmans next door!
*takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sorry, but those people are LOONY.

Anyway, there are NEW COMICS at OfficialMidge.com but I'm only in one *annoyed grunt*
Oh, well. Check 'em out anyway.

Sunny also made a new video. But I'm not in it, so I don't care.

I'm in the Anipal Times Newspaper - IN COLOR!!!

New Midge comic in the Anipal Times! and I'm in it - IN COLOR!!
How pawsome is that?

Just a reminder - more new comics will be premiering August 15 and August 29!

The Continued Antics of Jail-Bird Midge...

And we place two seconds on the clock.....and.....GO!!

TIME!
There you have it. Destruction of epic proportions created in record-breaking time.
This is why I'm allowed to roam the house all the time and Midge is not......
Just another example of why guinea pigs make MUCH better pets than dogs.
Did you hear that Midge? Yeah, that's right. I totally went there! >:)

Oh, yeah! AND -
NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!! Check 'em out cuz I'm in few of 'em, and that's what counts. *nods heads*

I'm A Star! A Great Big Shining Star!!

At last the recognition I deserve!

Last night at the Anipal Academy Awards, a star on the Anipal Walk of Fame was unveiled for the supposed star of the Midge comics, Midge herself. Later a star was unveiled for the real star of those comics - ME!
That's right peeps! This guinea pig is a Walk of Famer! And I want to thank all my fans and my idiot canine roomie for making this award possible! *takes a long, elaborate bow*

Why I'm the brains of EVERY operation....

This is why I'm always the brains of whatever we do.....

I mean, seriously.....how did she think chewing a file would get her out of the kennel?
*sigh* Sometimes, being the only one with any sense is burdensome.

In which my idiot canine roomie does it again.....

Yeah, Midge. That rug is purple.

Hmmm....brainstorming here.....
I could wreak some serious havoc by convincing that nincompoop that ALL the
rugs are brown so she'll get in trouble for pooping on them!
How genius am I!
*head tilted back* *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*AHEM* But first, a fresh cucumber slice.....

New Comics...and I'm only in one of them....

NEW COMICS have premiered @ OfficialMidge.com!!

See what my annoying mutt roommate is up to this time.
More importantly, see what I'm up to.
Even though I'm only in ONE comic....... *irritated grunt*

I'm supposed to let you know that more NEW COMICS will premiere on July 25 and August 15.
Hopefully, I'll be in more than one of those.
*indignified snort*

I Told Her So, the Dumb Dog....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Midge, the Big Mouth

That dog is shameless....

To avoid a bath, she implicates ME as a filthy animal!
How can I walk and sleep in my own poop when that moronic mutt is always eating it?!
I rest my case.
.......and I hate baths..... >:(

Guess Who Gets the Blame Again....

Technical Difficulties Delay the Newest Premiere of Midge Comics

And guess whose fault that idiotic canine says it is this time?

Honestly, has she no shame.

She peed on the cord - THAT's what REALLY happened.

Spread the word.

I Am an Easter Hero! *puffs out chest triumphantly*

A new comic for Easter in which I save the day!

You see that?! *proud triumphant smile* See?! See?!
There you have it. I saved Easter.
Now where's my medal? *glances around*

Jihn-less Comic Premiere

NEW COMICS at the Official Midge website!!

Of course, absolutely none of them showcase me.....
.....but if you'd like to read them anyway, just visit the site

More new comics premiere April 18.........and I better be in them.....

Midge Strikes Again....

A Not So Well Though Out Plan.....

That's me....the town crier.
Maybe if she'd bribed me with carrot bits I would've kept my mouth shut....
But probably not....heehee

NEWS FLASH -

Daredevil Guinea Pig's Daring Stunt is a Success!!

BOO-YAH!!! WOOH! WOOH!
Take that canned vegetables!
Take that GRAVITY!! >:D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Unfortunately, my sandwich bag parachute was not fully operational during my stunt.....
Somebody get me a bandaid....... o.O

Citizen of the Planet Cavie

I am a citizen of the planet cavie.

The planet cavie - live it, love it and bring me some cucumber....

In Which We Come to an Agreement

Here I show off my great skills as a mediator.

First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*

Survival Lessons 101

Chapter 1: How Nature Says 'Do Not Eat This'

Frogs drink water ALL day so that if something tries to eat it, it pees in that something's mouth
and is immediately spit out.
So I roll in my own poo. It's the same concept really.
And having said that, I must ask, How do I taste now kitty cat? Mwahahahahahahaha!! >:D

The Not-So-Comedic Antics of Cats

The feline-style of comedy needs to evolve a bit more.

HAHA! *rolls eyes* So funny! And how original!
You know, community centers sometimes have classes for stand-up comedy.
This idiot cat should find one and enroll....he could use the lessons in REAL humor.
HMMMPH!! *storms off*

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!

MIDGE VS JIHN

SUPERBOWL FACEOFF II

Game Results:

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!
UNFAIR! Recount the score! I want a recount!
I couldn't have lost to that dopey canine AGAIN!! *bangs head against waterbottle*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*pouts* *cries*

My rise to victory *evil laugh*

MIDGE VS JIHN

SUPERBOWL PREDICTION FACEOFF II

Who will reign victorious? I will, obviously.

Those of you may remember my defeat at the paws of that idiotic mutt who sided with the Steelers, while I chose the Cardinals.
Midge simply tasted the deceptively sweet sensation known as - BEGINNERS LUCK.
And now I'm back with a vengeance >:D

If this year's competition will prove anything, it's that I have the drive and will-power to put that silly dog in her place. I put my money on the Colts. Actually, I put my apple slices on the Colts....as a guinea pig, unfortunately, money does me no good :(

Tomorrow that dog will be eating crow - and I'm sure she'll like it, 'cause she'll eat anything.

!!PUPPY BOWL VI!!

Just in case you get tired of watching grown men tackle each other in the pursuit of a silly ball, you can always click on Animal Planet starting at 3PM ET to watch the return of the ever popular Puppy Bowl.

Adoptable puppies frolic and play on a mini football field. Kitties entertain for the half-time show. Bunnies appear as the cheerleaders. And hamsters man a blimp-cam.

Hamsters are my homies, so don't miss it!

Seriously, Puppy Bowl is better than the actual football game.