In Which We Come to an Agreement

Here I show off my great skills as a mediator.

First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*