Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
First of all, no cat has any business eating any rodent.
Secondly, that gross feline likes to play in the toilet! YUCK!
Of course, Midge is a package of continuous grossness.....
Based on this - we come to an understanding.
Thanks to me. Of course.
Ah, if only guinea pigs ran the world...... *sigh*
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Frogs drink water ALL day so that if something tries to eat it, it pees in that something's mouth
and is immediately spit out.
So I roll in my own poo. It's the same concept really.
And having said that, I must ask, How do I taste now kitty cat? Mwahahahahahahaha!! >:D
HAHA! *rolls eyes* So funny! And how original!
You know, community centers sometimes have classes for stand-up comedy.
This idiot cat should find one and enroll....he could use the lessons in REAL humor.
HMMMPH!! *storms off*
Sunday, February 7, 2010
UNFAIR! Recount the score! I want a recount!
I couldn't have lost to that dopey canine AGAIN!! *bangs head against waterbottle*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Who will reign victorious? I will, obviously.
Those of you may remember my defeat at the paws of that idiotic mutt who sided with the Steelers, while I chose the Cardinals.
Midge simply tasted the deceptively sweet sensation known as - BEGINNERS LUCK.
And now I'm back with a vengeance >:D
If this year's competition will prove anything, it's that I have the drive and will-power to put that silly dog in her place. I put my money on the Colts. Actually, I put my apple slices on the Colts....as a guinea pig, unfortunately, money does me no good :(
Tomorrow that dog will be eating crow - and I'm sure she'll like it, 'cause she'll eat anything.
Just in case you get tired of watching grown men tackle each other in the pursuit of a silly ball, you can always click on Animal Planet starting at 3PM ET to watch the return of the ever popular Puppy Bowl.
Adoptable puppies frolic and play on a mini football field. Kitties entertain for the half-time show. Bunnies appear as the cheerleaders. And hamsters man a blimp-cam.
Hamsters are my homies, so don't miss it!
Seriously, Puppy Bowl is better than the actual football game.